My TV Is Consipring Againt Me

October 8, 2001

Now that I have cable, I'm watching Food Network. Emeril Live, specifically. I know Emeril always makes very fatty (and fattening) foods that I should really never even think about eating. But if I wanted to, I could justify eating the stuff he makes, if I ever had a chance.

Except today. Today, he's making donuts. Emeril Lagasse, world-famous chef, making donuts.

That's it; I don't stand a chance. When even the cooking shows are pushing junk food, I need to just give it up.

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