Minutes o' Fun

February 25, 2002

A few weeks ago my rear-view mirror fell off the windshield. I went out and bought the three-dollar repair kit (basically a two-part glue) and read the directions. Must be at least 50°F. OK.

Then we went on a four-week-long cold snap. I know some of you reading this are saying, "Gee, that's odd for winter." You may all get bent and stay there -- I'm telling a story here.

Finally, weather.com tells me that it's 53 degrees. I take my rear-view mirror off the coffee table ('cause that's where they go when they fall off), grabbed the glue and headed outside.

I squeeze the tube containing part one. This is supposed to break a vial inside the outer tube and wet a cotton swab with the stuff. In actuality, both the tubes break, getting some glue-stuff on my fingers. On the upside, I don't have cancer yet and I can dyo;; drr/

The rest of the application goes off OK; I add part two to the back of the "button" and hold it in place for a little more than a minute. Then I have to wait 15 minutes for everything to set.

I sit in the car for a couple minutes, because it's a nice day out, then go inside to collect my laundry and read my e-mail. I debated writing this story then but decided against it because with my luck it'd turn out to be my own little version of "Dewey defeats Truman" -- turns out I was right.

After the 15 minutes are up I go back out and put the mirror in place over the button, and screw it down tight, so it won't wobble around. I notice that it's out of alignment and grab the thing to adjust it. And it comes off in my hand.

So, one of four things is true:

  1. The bit of part one that leaked out was enough to make the bond less than secure.
  2. I didn't actually wait 15 minutes and therefore the glue wasn't set all the way.
  3. The fact that a little piece of windshield came off with the button might mean that not enough of the surface had glue on it.
  4. God hates me.

I don't really want to know which one it is.

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