Now There's an Interesting Species

May 3, 2002

Watching Enterprise, the crew was talking to an alien species about an offense they'd committed when the aliens came on board earlier.

"You put food in your mouths! It's like mating!"
"How do you eat?"
"The same way, but not in public."

Hmm. So eating's like mating... Captain's starlog: We have discovered the Blowjob Planet....

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