I Never Said I Was Bright...

May 30, 2002

Allow me to pose a hypothetical situation: Say you were let go from your job a while ago. Things went OK for a while, but last month you had to pay some of your bills with a credit card. Now, let's assume you're about to embark on a 120-mile drive along a rural route (let's pull US-30 out of thin air) to visit your family for a long weekend. Knowing that money's a little tight, should you fulfill your lead-foot habit and cruise through rural Ohio at 70 mph?

Guess what your friendly neighborhood dumbass decided on. Like I needed another $150 cost to absorb.

Dammit.

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