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April 8, 2003

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Bad Jokes

What is the Iraqi air force motto?
- I came, I saw, Iran.

Have you heard about the new Iraqi army exercise program?
- Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
- Two days.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam have in common?
- They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the best Iraqi job?
- Foreign ambassador.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
- You only have to teach them to take off.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
- B-52 ... F-16 ... B-52

What is Iraq's national bird?
- Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
- They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
- So they can see their air force.

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