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" 'PC Load Letter'? What the Fuck Does that Mean?!"
I'm working on a small project, cleaning up someone else's scripts and database. It's using PHP and Access. (Yes, PHP can use Windows ODBC. It just sucks a lot.) I'm using SQL that's been standard since 1988, and Access is choking all over it and giving an unintelligible error.
God, I hate Access.
Update: Finally got it figured out; there's a type of INSERT statement that Access just can't do. Breaking it into many little statements works fine, although it creats more server overhead. Ah well. It's humming along fine now; in fact the people who couldn't register yesterday have all registered today!
Jason 1, Shitty MS DB App 0
Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to undefined function split() in /webroot/j/f/jfleshma/jasonfleshman.net/www/brain_farts/year/month/day/index.php:204 Stack trace: #0 /webroot/j/f/jfleshma/jasonfleshman.net/www/brain_farts/year/month/day/index.php(160): formatDateTime('2003-06-30 03:2...') #1 /webroot/j/f/jfleshma/jasonfleshman.net/www/brain_farts/year/month/day/index.php(109): showComments('2003-06-05', Object(mysqli)) #2 {main} thrown in /webroot/j/f/jfleshma/jasonfleshman.net/www/brain_farts/year/month/day/index.php on line 204