September 25, 2003
All the News That Ain't For Shit
I've decided to go on the Subway diet.
Well, kinda... I'm eating full sandwiches for lunch instead of halves, and I'm getting cookies instead of Baked Lays. And I'm drinking root beer instead of Diet Pepsi. And I'm only eating there once a week because it's a little more expensive to get a good sandwich like the chicken teriaki. And I'm not doing any exercise beyond the 15-minute walk to get there.
But other than that, it's just like that Jared guy's diet. The pounds will be slipping away in no time. Right.
That's the downside of liking my job. I don't get nearly as much material nowadays.