June 8, 2004
Because I Ran Out of Material Years Ago
A is for - Age: 27.
B is for - Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Rosy.
C is for - Career in Future: Don't really know. Part of me never really got over the "I want to be an astronaut when I grow up" phase, and I think I like that better than the senior programmer or manager I'll probably end up being.
D is for - Dead person you would like to meet: Galileo.
E is for - Essential item: Computer.
F is for - Favorite song at the moment: I don't know that I have a favorite, but "Cover Me" by Bruce Springsteen has been popping into my head a lot recently.
G is for - Guys/Girls you've kissed: Too few girls, and just the right number of guys (that being zero).
H is for - Hometown: Akron, OH.
I is for - Instruments you play: Played saxophone for a while in elementary school, but gave it up.
J is for - Job title: Consultant.
K is for - Kicks Ass: I've managed to start (and stay on) a diet and exercise regimen long enough to lose more than 30 pounds.
L is for - Living places: In order: Cuyahoga Falls, OH; Akron, OH; Pittsburgh, PA.
M is for - Most memorable moment of today: When my consulting-boss actually thought the stuff I do here was interesting.
N is for - Number of people you've slept with: Gentlemen don't discuss such things. Neither do I.
O is for - Overnight hospital stays: When I broke my arm when I was three. I'm pretty sure that's the only one.
P is for - Phobias: Heights and Claustro-.
Q is for - Quotes you like: Possibly mangled, but here you go:
"All right brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. But let's get through this so I can go back to killing you with beer." -- Homer Simpson
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other bastard die for his country." -- Gen. Patton
R is for - Relationship that lasted the longest: Irrelevant, really.
S is for - Sexuality: Heterosexual.
T is for - Time: 2004-06-02 16:12 EDT.
U is for - Unique trait(s): I am unique, just like everybody else.
V is for - Vegetable you love: Potatoes, especially in french-fry format.
W is for - Worst habit: Talking out of my ass. And not in that quasi-amusing Ace Ventura way.
X is for - X-rays you've had: Arm, hand, teeth, chest.
Y is for - Yummy food you make: I don't know if any of it counts as "yummy" but I can regularly produce something vaguely like beef and broccoli that I don't want to throw out.
Z is for - Zodiac sign: Scorpio.