I Hate Nature

June 13, 2005

Or more to the point, I hate the bird that sits in the bushes downstairs and chirps incessantly starting at about 5:15 in the morning. The little bastard sounds like he has a bullhorn and sits right on my windowsill.

Is it wrong that I lay in bed at 5:30 AM and contemplate pruning those hedges with a 12-gauge?

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