August 16, 2004
Went to Radio Shack and bought the buzzer I need to avoid more jump-starts in the future. It only took three minutes to install (one of which was spent trying to grab the fuses with my sausage-like fingers) and now emits a suitably ear-piercing beeeeeeeeeeeep when I turn the engine off but leave the lights on.
Of course, I've been testing it every chance I get, so I'll probably blow the thing out before I ever need it.