May 19, 2005
My trash can smells.
Not because I have a week's worth of trash rotting in it, but because I just changed the bag. I didn't play close enough attention when I bought the things, and now I have "fresh scent" trash bags.
And it's not even pine scent, or something similarly inoffensive. It's freakin' perfume. My trash can smells like goddamn perfume. I understand the desire to cover up and/or neutralize unpleasant trash smells, but c'mon. Perfume?