'Cause 38/30 Doesn't Scream "Too Much Food" to Begin With

October 3, 2001

Went out over the weekend and bought a new pair of jeans -- the old pair had finally self-destructed after years of loyal service. Saw that the section I was looking at, with the 38-inch waistband and 30-inch inseams, was labeled "Relaxed Fit" with "fuller seat and thigh."

Guess they're afraid of insulting their potential customers by just coming out and calling them "Fat-Ass Pants."

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