November 26, 2001

Jason's Truths of Life, #536: People who are trying to watch their weight shouldn't visit their family for Thanksgiving. After spending four days in the Akron area stuffing food into my gaping maw like there's no tomorrow, I feel like a less-wrinkly Jabba the Hutt.

Time to start drinking those Slim Fast drinks again.

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