Wow. A Non-Idiot Judge

January 24, 2003

Remember that class-action suit a bunch of fat-asses filed against McDonald's? Well, it just got laughed out of court. Oddly enough, when everyone found out that Mickey-D's wouldn't have to spend millions of dollars defending itself from these morons, the stock price went up too.

On the other hand, had they allowed the suit, I might've been able to get some settlement money. 'Cause I like McBurgers from time to time. And I ain't exactly skinny.

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