In the News

March 20, 2003

Random news articles, nothing more.

Didn't know the Mayans used CFCs: news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/ 20030313/ ap_on_sc/ demise_of_the_maya_2

See, it's good to be a sweaty fat guy: news/ articles/ 0314SCIENCE-HEALTH-PERSPIRATION-DC.html

"Bender! You're stone-freakin' sober!": 1/ hi/ technology/ 2847679.stm

India joins 21st Century. Oh, wait, never mind: 2003/ WORLD/ asiapcf/ south/ 03/ 12/ india.caste/ index.html

"I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that.": news/ news.jsp?id=ns99993488

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